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2011-01-25 22-11-14

Getting ladies to watch me scuzz off It's difficult being a mountain of a man with a bright orange pelt over a jiggling mass of sickly pale blubber to get ladies to watch me as I spank my monkey on Chatroulette. So I need to resort to ingenious methods. I usualy write a note saying "Hi Ladies! Want to see my butthole magic show?" That's usually enough to elicit a curious thunbs up. Then I'll whisk away the note revealing me nude and spreadeagled with my legs in special harnesses so the camera points up my ass, with my cock and balls presiding above it and wearing clown make up, my fat face grins over the whole dirty ensemble. About half the ladies click away immediately in horrow. Those curious and brave enough to remain get treated with a magic show. I hold a coin to the camera then palm it away and snap my fingers to show it has vanished then aha! I reach in and pull it out my ass. I repeat this 5 or 6 times. Then I have a long silk magicians scarf packed in there which I pull out to great amusement. I'm normally hard as a diamond by this time and finaly I'll say that was hungry work and produce a sandwich filled with lettuce, ham and tomato and...let them watch me "eat" it in reverse. Then when I'm all full up I can spooge pretty quickly on the camera. You should see their faces...it's a win win situation. Show of a lifetime for them...for a dirty whackoff for yours truely. I did the whole routine 3 times last night and was up to 4am. Pretty exhausting and my bunghole feels like shit mind you. What do you do when you are online chatting to strangers?
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2011-01-26 16-15-49

i wish i could get chatroulette to work :(
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2011-01-27 5-35-41-

It is central to my very existance now If it stopped working I would need to off myself.
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how do you get it to work? i click allow and it doesnt do anything
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2011-01-27 10-56-32

chatroulette crushes my ego...
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2011-01-27 14-41-17

For fat repulsive fucks like me it is an ego builder. Ladies actually want to see me stick a sandwich up my whoopee. They would never want me to do that in a restaurant or bar with them...
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2011-01-27 17-39-17

maybe that's it...i need a gimmick..
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    2011-02-06 18-32-16

    And you mine Sir!
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    2011-02-17 22-35-57

    Curious, you spent a lot of time on that, why?
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    2011-02-21 23-29-05

    I like ladies to look at my cock
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    2011-02-28 3-44-02-

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